Overall, I think I've been a very nice ex-wife. There are lots of things I did not do.
Like breaking things he left here, or leaving them out in the rain.
But I never even thought to do this.
A woman in Moscow set her ex-husband's penis on fire as he sat naked watching television (they continued to share a flat due to high property costs).
What motivated me, dear readers, to share this little tidbit with you was the following line from the Reuters story:
"The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation."
That's the kind of line you wait your entire career to compose.
Like breaking things he left here, or leaving them out in the rain.
But I never even thought to do this.
A woman in Moscow set her ex-husband's penis on fire as he sat naked watching television (they continued to share a flat due to high property costs).
What motivated me, dear readers, to share this little tidbit with you was the following line from the Reuters story:
"The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation."
That's the kind of line you wait your entire career to compose.