I wasn't going to post this, but it was the writing, you see...

Overall, I think I've been a very nice ex-wife. There are lots of things I did not do.
Like breaking things he left here, or leaving them out in the rain.

But I never even thought to do this.

A woman in Moscow set her ex-husband's penis on fire as he sat naked watching television (they continued to share a flat due to high property costs).

What motivated me, dear readers, to share this little tidbit with you was the following line from the Reuters story:

"The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation."

That's the kind of line you wait your entire career to compose.

What's missing

If you want to read what is missing from Deathly Hallows, scurry over to furiosity's journal and read Prophetic. Do I really need to tell you it's a spoiler, people?

I'm thinking of taking the suggestion from janicechess and putting a printout in my copy of DH. Still angry at JKR for leaving this out. It took F only 500 words to do it beautifully.

Rolling Stones to Gather Moss

Sir Mick has finally decided that he's too old to rock and roll.

The Rolling Stones have declared that the Bigger Bang Tour will be their last, according to a Daily Telegraph article.

With the band members in their 60's, touring since 1962, they deserve a break.