Dear Goddess...

I've been pretty good lately. I only cursed one guy last year and he was already bald so it didn't count, right? I've done lots more really really good things for you. Everything you've asked. So, c'mon. Please. I am fully aware that there are infinitely more ways my life can suck right now. Is it necessary to prove that to me at this very moment?

Will you please refrain from handing me another crisis until after I have put away the groceries and had some dinner? Pretty please?....

ID meme

Stolen from emily_anne by way of fiona_fawkes:
The problem with LJ: We all think we are so close, but really we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.
Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.