Dear Goddess...

[lurkitty]

I've been pretty good lately. I only cursed one guy last year and he was already bald so it didn't count, right? I've done lots more really really good things for you. Everything you've asked. So, c'mon. Please. I am fully aware that there are infinitely more ways my life can suck right now. Is it necessary to prove that to me at this very moment?

Will you please refrain from handing me another crisis until after I have put away the groceries and had some dinner? Pretty please?....