Eye to eye

[lurkitty]

I just got back from the eye doctor. Got a clean bill of health on the glaucoma and macular degeneration fronts, so that's good, but I'm all dialated so I can't see (sorry for any typos). My pupils are as big as pancakes! But my vision has actually improved since my last exam.
I'm getting new glasses. You really have to see these. They're lavender. With jeweled temples. Matching polarized magnetic clip. OMFG. I'm turning into a little old lady. Bling glasses. What next? A little white poodle I can dye with Jell-o?