lurkitty

Dear Google News,

I have read your FAQ, and from what I understand, you are supposed to recommend stories to me based upon the stories I have clicked on in the past. I do a lot of clicking, so you should have more than enough data to judge what I might want to read.

What in the name of His Noodly Appendage are you thinking when you keep recommending stories about Anna Nicole Smith? I have never in my life clicked on anything remotely suggesting interest about her.

Isn't it enough that I am bombarded everywhere else on the net and on television with her overly made up face?

Please note that I am not interested.

Sincerely,

Kitty