Electronic Bra

Those of us who are endowed with virtues that precede us into the room will appreciate the time and effort that went into this study from the University of Portsmouth: bra designers have generally underestimated the pressures induced by breasts during a range of activities. In addition, the found that even A-cup women are susceptible to breast pain due to underperforming sports bras; breast pain due to exercise is not limited to big-breasted women.

Even jogging slowly did not limit the pain. Only a highly-supportive sports bra can help.

The ultimate solution may lie in electronically enhanced brassieres. Bras made out of clot embedded with sensors and actuators to respond when more support is needed according to movement levels.

Now, if they could just make one with a bozo-alert sensor to keep us from falling for the guy that just isn't good for us.