Apr. 14th, 2007

lurkitty: (albert)
Dear Kansas Board of Education,

Kudos to you for seeing through the hype and alerting us to the dangers of the Pokemon video game. It is heartening to note your diligent efforts to prevent our young people from being exposed to any version of the dreaded evolutionary theory. The fact that these are cartoon monsters in a video game should have no bearing at all on your decision to search children daily for evidence they are carrying these subversive games and trading cards. Suspension and expulsion for the crime of carrying these anti-Christian materials seems too slight a punishment. Have you considered crucifixion of offenders?

I am somewhat disappointed that there has been no hue and cry over offensive Bugs Bunny cartoons, long known to promote the homosexual agenda. A naked male rabbit who kisses the hunter Elmer Fudd and is known to cross-dress on occasion is a blatant attempt by Hollywood liberals to blind children to the horrors and sin of homosexuality.

Children should be encouraged to engage in more wholesome activities, such as playing the Left Behind video game, where they can blow up and shoot their unbelieving neighbors, as it should be.

Sincerely,
Kitty

ETA Sometimes I do mess up. The original article was a joke. I can rest assured, however, that I was not the only one fooled. A number of games magazines hasve picked it up and I found it on Crooks and Liars.

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